Lie in.

Discover Paul has downloaded a new iPad game and has been playing some weird equivalent of Risk for hours as I slept.  He shouts at me because I wake up Not Hungry, and he is afraid of me becoming a monster.

Truth: I haven’t had much of an appetite in weeks.  The only thing that tastes very good is clementines.

Maybe he is not afraid of me becoming hungry.  Maybe he is afraid of me remaining Not Hungry.

We bicker.  We fight about his silly computer game, and the way the women get dressed up for each other in Dublin, and how I just want to spend my Saturdays in running clothes but in Ireland, that is not a done thing.  We argue about breakfast and brunch and whether to go into to town or stay close.

We decide to stay nearby and go to the place we always go where we have the same things we always have, regardless of which city or country we are in: eggs and smoked salmon for me; whatever the special is for Paul.

Paul needs his hair cut.

He says: I won’t bother; I will wait.  But I tell him that he isn’t coming out for Easter with a shaggy head of hair.

Let’s go get your hair cut.

We drive to the center of town and we are early for the haircut.  So we go to buy Paul a new pair of jeans at Brown Thomas.  The heavily made-up, spray-tanned salesgirl tries to interrupt me as I am asking Paul about which jeans he likes.

I know I have unwashed hair, and I have been in Amsterdam, London, and Dublin since Wednesday.  I know I am not wearing any make up, and have topped my fancy jeans from LA with an old cashmere sweater.  I am wearing hot pink flats because I had nothing else.  I know no one is looking twice at me.  I know I left all the hallmarks of worldly success back in New York — the big handbag, the sunglasses, and the other Wealthy White Chick accoutrements.

I was in the c-suite by 30.  I’m here on business.  This is hard.  Sometimes I just want to wear running clothes on Saturday and not be bothered.

The girl keeps bringing Paul jeans, and I know it’s just her job, but she’s bringing him brands that don’t fit him, and the one thing I know is my ultra-premium denim.  He buys the pair I have suggested, because it’s the pair that fit him like they were made for him.

I may not be anything special to look at, but I know my denim.

Paul goes on to get his haircut and I walk around.

Walk walk walk.  What am I doing.

I haven’t had time to consider anything that has been happening.  Should I feel guilty about Andrew?  Should I apologise for the tough and consequential things I have been tackling — and succeeding at — in my career?

Should I apologise for being who I am, where I am?

Everyone loves an underdog; everyone reveres a hero.  But what happens to you when you’ve survived the worst of the underdog days and you’re just slogging through the middle part?  When you’ve picked up the pieces of ten years of constant catastrohpe, and you’ve managed okay, and you’ve survived humiliation, and heartache, and you’ve finally met a nice guy, and you’re doing well in your career, and you’re just trying to be a good person and get on with life?

What I’ve discovered is that nobody likes that.  That’s a shitty novel that doesn’t sell; a pilot that doesn’t get picked up for the full season.

Should I buy tights?  I think I need to wear tights to this meeting on Monday.  I should stop at H&M and buy tights.

I buy tights.  In one pocket of my jeans is Sterling; the other Euros.  That’s the same for most of my coats, and bags, and I don’t remember the last time I could find a US Dollar.  This isn’t to say I’m fancy, this is just to say my life has changed.

Paul’s haircut is finished.

I go back across the street to meet him.  My hair is still unwashed; I am still not wearing any makeup.  I thread my way between the tourists and the natives, and find him at the appointed meeting place, texting me.

We buy smoothies, then walk across St Stephen’s Green back to the car — the morning’s bickering forgotten; the afternoon light filtering between the trees.

I am thinking too much; I am thinking about nothing at all.  I am thinking only that my sense of relief is palpable — the same thought I have been having for days — the only thought I can muster.

I had believed for so long that I had done something terrible by getting divorced — that I had ruined or broken Andrew and scarred him for life.  It wasn’t that I didn’t love him — I did — but circumstances were such that our marriage was never going to work.  I knew it, and I knew that I did the right thing, but the guilt of the last five years has been…crushing.

Some of my divorcee girlfriends struggle when their spouses remarry because they feel inadequate, or they become nostalgic, or the pine for what could have been.

I didn’t ever feel that way.  I just felt the weight of the world, and the Catholic church, and a man who still called his mother “Mommy” on my shoulders.

We walk through St Stephen’s Green, where we laid in the grass last summer on my first visit to Dublin, and I think: For the first time in five years, I can finally breathe.

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By Friday, I was that special kind of exhausted — that hot and dizzy kind of Too Much Going On tired that didn’t go away with water and clementines, which seemed to be my panacea lately.

I was in the office, and in meetings, and I was meeting D and Rach for lunch.  It was hard to believe how long I’d known them now.  It had been three years since D had convinced me to come back from Edinburgh over the bank holiday weekend; now N and Rach had a baby — not a baby, a little boy! — and D and I continued to be the unmarried, childless friends.

So much had changed in both New York and in London and still nothing had.

We met, and we ate, and it was lovely.  Then Baby Z fussed a bit, and mother and child had to dash a bit early, so D and I stayed and caught up.  It was one of those gorgeous springtime Fridays in London where the sun was out, and the trees in Grosvenor Square were green, and even the squat, post-modern, could-only-have-been-hatched-in-a-Cold-War-architect’s-imagination American Embassy was softened around the edges.  (Which was true, but is a terrible thing to say, because later that afternoon some building right behind it collapsed and a man was killed).

Then our lunch ended, and we kissed on the cheeks, and we were off into the afternoon.

A little bit after that, I was off to Heathrow for the third time in three days, and then on a plane to Dublin.

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(Obviously, I just discovered Instagram.)

Paul and I had a dinner date with one of his best friends and his wife — he was an Irish native, and she was a Californian, as is the case with many of Paul’s friends (strangely enough).  She grew up about 15 minutes from where I did.

It was strange, you know, sitting in a restaurant in Dublin with a couple whose experience was similar to ours — both lawyers, both grew up in the places we had.  It was so strange that I couldn’t wrap my  head around it.  It was strange that I could say the words “the 405″ or “the 210″ or “where the 10, the 210, and the 57 meet” and she would know what I was talking about.  I could probably have sung the radio jingles of my youth and she could’ve chimed in.  It was weirder still to think that she probably knew what the smog looked like in the ’80s, and the way that the Earthquake felt, and all of those weird, muscle-memory things about Southern California that you want to forget but never do.

But I was too tired for any of that.  We just talked in the way that Strangers talked — the same way I would have talked if she were Irish or English or Chinese.

So we talked and laughed and shared food and wine, and I stumbled into bed later than I had expected.

I am happy.  Things are lovely.  But I am at a strange crossroads.  As it turns out, my entire life has been a series of forks — a hideous, unexpected, dusty table laid with cutlery where just when I think I have grasped the right utensil, it is time for another course.

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From a taxi, between meetings in London.

This winter has been so long, and when I left New York on Tuesday, the spring was just creeping up on us.  In London, the weather was gorgeous, and even between meetings, and with the sunshine on the river and the green just popping on the trees, everything felt…perfect.

It has been a long, cold winter, but I feel as if I am just coming back to life.

 

After the call with Andrew on Tuesday, and Everything Else, I finally escaped New York.

I’ve been like that lately — when the going gets tough, the tough get the hell out of Manhattan.

Maybe I was always like that.  But I’ve been cautioned that I sound plaintive or depressive sometimes when I write (to the point where one of my friends was intervening in my affairs because she thought I had…problems…yikes), so I’ve been trying to balance escapism with serious cheeriness.

So it was a car to JFK; JFK to LHR; LHR to AMS.  Arrived at AMS Wednesday morning to springtime sunshine, which, my colleague pointed out, was precisely what the Impressionist painters saw when they painted their waterlilies, and still-lifes, and eerie self-portraits.

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(This is what the approach to Amsterdam looks like if you are coming from London.)

I arrived in Amsterdam to a day of meetings during which my fitbit, one of my iPhones, and my garmin were promptly stolen.  I’d stored my luggage during one set of meetings, and all of my electronics were removed from an external pocket.

No matter.  It was just…stuff.

(Remember, cheeriness…)

Back to London; quick stop at a friend’s new flat in Holland Park to see the gorgeous north/south exposure and early evening light through the trees on the park.  The new place was great — spacious, gorgeous, and homey, with a view of the park beyond the treeline.

I came out of my friend’s place and out on to the street. I wanted to drink in the air, and the evening sunshine.  I wanted to kiss every single petal falling from the trees.  It had been such a long, dark winter in New York that the London springtime felt like such luxury.  In fact, the day I’d left New York had been the first day in more than six months that I’d worn something so light as a trench coat!

The car took me on to my hotel.

I hadn’t stayed at this place in over 18 months; I tend to avoid it for lots of reasons — one being that this hotel once gave out my personal information to someone that they shouldn’t have; another being that I’d once been kissed in the lobby when I was in the throes of a strange, lovely, and utterly confusing romance.  It had been one of those moments that had been So Perfect and So Wonderful, that it has been almost physically painful to walk through the lobby since.

I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, I’m just saying that it’s funny how life changes.

Also, this hotel is old…and loud.  Which I’ve complained about to them before, so there must’ve been a black mark in my file where they had noted: Irritating, Whiney American.  The travel agent must’ve also alerted them, because they sent the VIP/Embassy Relations Staff to greet me upon arrival.

The VIP Greeter took me up to my room, during which time he discovered they’d put me in a gorgeous, well-appointed suite, next to a Jack Russell Terrier, who apparently had his own suite, and was barking his head off about it.

I am so so so sorry, the VIP Greeter said, This would drive me nuts! 

Nah, doesn’t bother me.  I love dogs, I laughed.

No, we will move you.  We will upgrade you.  We will put you in the bridal suite if we have to.  I think we have a bride in there, but we will put you there!

(For the record, I don’t think this hotel even has a bridal suite…)

It’s fine.  If he doesn’t stop barking, I will let you know.  But I am sure that once his owner comes back, he’ll shut up.  I know dogs.  He just wants something.

Are you certain?

Yes.

Eventually, the dog stopped.  And I went downstairs for a walk, down the grand staircase, to the gorgeous lobby where I once held on to someone who stroked my hair and kissed me on the lips and forehead.  I walked outside into the London springtime night, and everything felt…not just okay, but good.  Really good.

It’s good to love the warmer weather, and beautiful things, and being out of one’s comfort zone.  It’s good to accept that it’s only stuff when things go missing.  It’s good to have loved before and to feel the twinge of loss and to have moved on, and even feel the bit of longing when back in places that remind you of those really great experiences.

And it was good to hear the barking of a terrier and confirm that I love dogs, and am not bothered by them at their best and worst, but my decision not to take my ex-husband’s dogs was the right one, and I don’t feel guilt or fear or sadness in making that choice.

Wednesday night in London was good.

I have to travel this week.  I have to travel a lot.  This week, though, I find myself at the murky delta of “trying to be proactive by sending out laundry” and “forgetting that the laundry service switched vendors and is now on a 48-hr lag so all of my underwear is somewhere in Yonkers instead of washed and folded and packed in my suitcase.”

Woo hoo!  This girl is getting new underpants!

So.

If I am not travelling for work, it is because I am going to see Paul.

And if I’m not getting on a plane because I’m working or seeing Paul, it’s for a race, or a wedding, or a family event.

I travel a lot.

That said, here are some of my fav resources and things for travel:

1) Drinks:

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I love my 0.5L bkr bottle. I had been using plastic bottles and Nalgenes and continued to read about the horrors of BPA and non-BPA substitutes. Being the alarmist that I am, I just switched to glass.  Also, this is prettier than my ratty, beloved Nalgene (rest in peace!).

2) Apps:

I am a devoted iPhone user, and here are some of the apps I like:

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(Unsure how these two photos ended up such different sizes.)

None of these apps should be a revelation, but I will tell you that they have all been lifesavers at one point or another.  I am also weirdly obsessed with TripAdvisor.   We can’t go anywhere or stay anywhere unless I have consulted TripAdvisor.

I generally use all of these apps.  Yes, even the embarrassing goop one, which occasionally has some great suggestions, regardless of how one feels about Gwyneth Paltrow.

3) Mist:

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At some point in my life, I became one of those women who has one of these things in every single one of her handbags.  I feel so old, and so weird, but when you are flying from NY to Hong Kong and the humidity level in the cabin is about the same as the Sahara and your skin is flaking off in sheets, these are a godsend.

DON’T YOU JUDGE ME.

4) Lips

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I go through this thing with lip-stuff.  I have had a love-hate relationship with the Malin + Goetz lipbalm/serum/goop since they came out with it.  Sometimes, I am a big fan of the Vaseline Rose stuff.  Sometimes, I am a fan of plan ol’ Aquaphor.  And sometimes, I go back to this expensive-but-effective Malin + Goetz since it has some serious staying power.

I tend to like more unisex products (with the exception of the Vaseline rose balm) — and this definitely fits that bill.  While I do often prefer the scents associated with women’s products, I find that unisex/men’s products often last longer.  This is one of those great non-gendered products that goes on a bit shiny, but lasts for hours and hours and is great to slick on at the start of a flight.

A little goes a long way.

5) Cream:

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I am obsessed with this cream.  I have the 6 oz jar at home, and the 2 oz bottle in my travel bag.  It has no irritants, and it’s like…butter for your face.  I tend to use coconut oil on my eyes and as a make-up remover, but…let’s just say that coconut oil doesn’t always travel well.  The First Aid Beauty cream is non-greasy, scent-free and generally wonderful.  I have survived a long, dry winter and a many long-haul flights by the grace of this terrific product.

To be honest, I could show you the photo of my half-packed suitcase.  I could snap a picture of my ransacked closet and emptied out handbags as I frantically tried to find clothes and bags to take on this trip for which I am grossly underprepared.

But I’m not going to do that. The uncomfortable parts of living this life, well, they simply are, and whether I like them or not, they’re here to stay for now.  I’m proud to say that the bed got made; the trash got taken out; and I remembered to chuck the malingering clementines from the five pound box that was just slightly too much for me to handle on my own.

Part of what I like about this phase of my life is realising what I am okay with.

I am okay with my dry skin, and my hectic life, and congratulating myself on taking out the trash, and yet failing to have clean laundry for a trip for which I had at least two weeks’ notice.

Mostly, though, I am proud that I can eat nearly five pounds of clementines on my own.

Small victories.

I ran a half-marathon in Middletown, CT on Sunday.  It was crisp, and clear, and a mile or so into my race, a grizzled, Forrest Gump-like runner fell into step with me and ran with me for nine miles.  His name was Carl, and he had a profound beard, and was…nuts.

One thing I love about running is that wherever you go in the world, it’s a community.

I was using the race as the springboard for my Last Long Run before the Big Sur Marathon, so I ran a few miles before and a few miles afterward to reach the Magical 20.

I keep saying that Big Sur is likely to be my last marathon, and I’m not sure why.  Like Forrest Gump, there was a point in my life where I felt like I had to run, and now I’m reaching the point where I don’t have that feeling any more, and I feel like I should stop.  As to why Big Sur, well, I trained for my first marathon in that part of the country, and I tend to run to that part of the world to clear my head.  There’s something special and sacred about the craggy coast.

So I ran on Sunday in CT.

Then I drove back to Norwalk to spend some time with Katka and Matthew, before heading back into the City.  Made dinner plans on the Westside with Rebex.

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And I walked to dinner along Fifth Avenue, so grateful for the day, and the sunshine, and good friends, and the promise of spring.

I was running a few minutes late to dinner and so Rebex texted me and said, Do you want me to order you a drink?

Sure. What are you having?

Coconut margi, blended, no salt.

Perfect.

And I arrived in Midtown West as the sun was setting over the Hudson, to a coconut margarita and a good friend, and I thought: Does it get any better than this?

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We’ve come to the end of this narrative adventure.

I woke up late again today. I feel like crap.  The thing about this illness is: it’s a shape-shifting suckfest.

But today, Roo is home; I am home; New York is home, at least for now.

It has all been worth it.

It was worth the rash that began in Hong Kong and spread:

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(Oh, Internet, I’m not afraid of showing you what one of these rashes looks like.  This is my reality.)

It was worth all the weird and wonderful moments in Singapore:

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It was worth an overnight flight to London; straightening my hair; fighting persistent jetlag:

mere in londonIt was worth the gentle chastising of the Fortune Cookie Prophet, who implied that my harshness; my eagerness to pick a fight was perhaps not serving me well:

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It was worth the strange and too-short weekend.

It is worth these stolen, snuggle Sunday moments.

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It is always worth it.